Got Fork?!

Just picked it up today but got the notification that it arrived two days ago. Funny how anything coming from outside the US has to go through our postal system and no offense if you are a postal person but our postal person is the laziest person in the world which means things like this have to be picked up at the Post Office. Of course, lovely New England winter weather pre-empted an earlier pick up.  Where is Brown Santa when you need them?  With all the snow we have I think I am going to leave it in the box until the middle of March.